Leicester Tigers – Jamie Lannister
Mega-rich, handsome, swashbuckling in style and the very best in the land at what they do in the early years. It’s no wonder they were/are so widely hated by neutrals. Yet recent years have been harder on them. Injuries to major stars make it like they’re playing with one hand at times.
Newcastle Falcons – Arya Stark
For years, a ragtag, muddy-faced wanderer who was treated with general disdain. Yet something has changed quite dramatically in recent years under a new tutor, as the Northern warrior has turned into one dangerous customer to encounter. However, despite their newfound, nimble attacking skills, you get the feeling that they’re still an outsider for the crown.
Northampton Saints – Stannis Baratheon
Intimidating, foreboding opponent practiced in the art of war. Nobody looks forward to encountering their pack on the battlefield, but for all their military precision and toughness they often fall short. Not afraid to burn people on their way to the top either.
Sale Sharks – The Hound
Sweary, grumpy, rough-and-ready rogues who often seem to be their own worst enemy – but they boast a sort of gruff charisma. Would love nothing more to stick it to the Southerners they’ve played alongside for decades in the capital of KingsLandan.
Saracens – Jon Snow
Spent the early seasons looking grim in bad weather and generally being ignored by other richer operators – yet they do actually boast a glorious past heritage. Recent years have brought a steady rise in importance and stature (King and that).
Wasps – The Night King
Relentless, formidable, feared and loathed by the other major players. If you’re not a follower of this stinging terror, you probably want to see them crash and burn. The problem is that while there’s often defeats along the way– they often seem to rise again, as powerful as they ever were before, sometimes in new locations with thousands of loyal supporters both old and new.
Worcester Warriors – Samwell Tarley
When they first came on the scene, they were no one’s idea of an elite-level operator. Despite claiming to be Warriors, we thought they won’t last long. Yet while they aren’t the most fashionable or physically dazzling, they’re cleverer and cannier than they appear. A low-key success story.
BONUS – London Irish – Davos
Cut a frustrated figure in recent seasons as – despite some popularity – they never seem to be on the winning side. However, there’s been a rise in rank recently, even as they face off against richer, more powerful foes. Relegated to a bit part character in recent seasons.
